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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 00:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Do you anal play alone?

So they tried

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Mario Kart World wouldn’t be in the running for Game of the Year even if it was perfect - polygon.com

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Amazon Carries Nintendo Games Again, Including New Switch 2 Exclusives - GameSpot

Thumbs down again.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Here's One Reason To Buy A Lucid Air Over A Tesla Or Rivian - InsideEVs

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

Then came..

How do I become an intelligent man?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

Do girls ever miss their first love?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Joey Chestnut, barred last July, returns to Nathan’s hot dog eating contest - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

What is the most heartbreaking or sad love story that you ever had (experienced)?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Am I the unique Gen Z if I dislike TikTok and prefer the 2000s technology trends like retro consoles, CRTs, and CD/DVDs?